Well, the wait was worth it. CBS reported it’s the first major change Heinz has made to their handy dandy ketchup packets in 40 years. But I beg to differ. It’s not just major, it’s COLOSSAL! Lives, burgers, french fries, and sandwiches will never be the same. Now good for a dip or a squeeze, it’s every ketchup lover’s dream come true. And with three times as much of the good stuff in each packet, your fingers have a new kiddie pool to swim in! No need to rub your eyes with french fries. This is real.
Confused as to how exactly these genius packets work? Here’s a video that demonstrates. There is no sound because no words need to be said. It’s pure, wondrous beauty. Keep a Kleenex nearby.