Going nude is overrated. Flesh colored band-aids make you look like you have a skin disease. No offense if you are wearing one. Instead, how about decorating your wounds with these funky, cool bandages? They’ll be great conversation starters. Chances are, people will be more interested in the bandage than how you got hurt. So no awkward moments if your war story sucks. Yay.
If only they were scratch and sniff. Mmmm bacon abrasions.
Now your head, shoulders, knees, and toes can have a mustache when you sing!
Stay away from jewelry stores. They’ll think you’re going to steal their gold.
Actually, that’s not a pickle, that’s my finger. So no, you can’t have a bite of it.
Favorite: Happiness is the absence of paper cuts
Yeehaw! That hurt.
Cause that’s what you really think when you get a booboo.