Here lies a Sweeteeth chocolate bar wrapper. I was going to take a snapshot of the bar itself before it was consumed, but like that was actually going to happen. It was staring at me and making me feel uncomfortable, so I did what any girl would do faced with the situation. I ATE IT. Actually, let me rephrase that. I MADE LOVE TO IT.
This is Sweeteeth’s Sea is for Caramel bar. From the looks of the oozing caramel, you can imagine it’s insanely delicious and orgasmic. Which it is, but as much as you want to savour the experience and light some candles, you don’t have a lot of time to eat it as the caramel leaks quite quickly. But I’d rather have it that way than be ripped off with barely any caramel or the caramel that is a stage 5 teeth clinger. To top it off, the bar is made with 62% dark chocolate and is sprinkled with sea salt. YUM.
In addition to the sea salt and caramel bar, Sweeteeth experiments and does a fantastic job at creating amazing and addictive handcrafted chocolates with all natural ingredients. There’s Peanut Butter and Chipotle and Cinnapsis (chewy apple and candied pecans in milk chocolate) chocolate bars and also bon bons with crazy infusions like, jalapeno & pineapple white chocolate, parmesan & sweet basil white chocolate, and strawberry & red wine dark chocolate. They are more on the expensive side, but trust me, the quality and flavors are worth it. You can shop locally in some states, or you can buy Sweeteeth online. Go ahead, eat your heart out.
We’ve all been there. We bend down and next thing you know, you feel a gust of wind and you know you’re showing a little plumber. Your friends call you out on it. Children are crying. It’s just not cool. But have no fear, there is a hot, new jean on the market that will take care of all your plumber woes. My friends, meet Sucker Jeans.
Founded by Cary Weber in Charleston, SC, Sucker Jeans is known for more than hiding your crack. They are the first seersucker jean and man, do they make your butt look good. I had the pleasure of attending a Sucker Jean event last night. I might have checked out everyone’s butt when they tried on a pair and asked a few folks to twirl around so I could get a peek. I personally, am lacking junk in my trunk, but with a pair of Suckers on, I feel proud of my tush. Not only that, your legs can breathe and they’re insanely comfortable and mobile. No more of those stiff jeans that prevent you from doing high kicks and lunges in the middle of the night.
So whatever perception you have of seersucker, toss it out the window cause Sucker Jeans is making seersucker look SEXY. You get the charm of the south, but with a fashionable edge. With a tagline telling you you’ll feel a sin coming on, how can you not feel smokin’ hot when you buy a pair? So be sinful and check out Sucker Jeans. Your butt is worth it.
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When you can’t grow hair on your head, grow it on your face. That’s how Jerry rolls with it. Dustin and I had the pleasure of meeting him during our 4 year reunion in Charleston, SC. His mustache is the fluffiest we’ve seen south of the brewery, a.k.a. Southend Brewery. Not sure if they have beards of love, but they should. Because Jerry’s mustache seems like a wickedly wonderful candidate for beard manufacturers. More specifically, Santa beards. But only if they ditch the traditional beard and Santa rocks a Jerry mustache. Mrs. Claus would dig this bad boy for sure.